I Took Out The Trash Today.


Parker.
24.
Human
Crafter and Creator
A sort of genderqueer/trans*masculine mess.
I am a boy.
Hope you aren't too confused.

Often Confused.
Rambling & Ranting.
Skipping & Stumbling.

Posts tagged wut

Watching Attack the Block because…

Well. Because I can.

And, oh hey, Luke Treadaway…

Edit.

His hair in this bloody movie. I want that haircut! If I wasn’t so fucking impatient!

Sometimes I worry I will meet all of you lovely tumblr folk in real life and you will realize I’m not that interesting. Mostly I just make this face. A lot.

Sometimes I worry I will meet all of you lovely tumblr folk in real life and you will realize I’m not that interesting. Mostly I just make this face. A lot.

My parents are getting me a Kindle Fire for my birthday! I, in turn, canceled my data plan on my phone. It was a waste of money. I don’t need it, and I can do more productive things with my time than stare at Facebook, every 10 minutes.

Now, I’m obsessively looking at awesome cases and skins for my new toy. Who needs a name.

AND I SAW A FUCKING TARDIS SKIN. A. FUCKING. TARDIS. SKIN.

Last post of the night.

I just did the most intense skin care routine I’ve ever done. EVER.

I used a face mask/peel to decongestant pores and clean gross things out of my skin. I used my regular basic cleanser with a gentle scrub, while I was in the shower. I then used some Facial Radiance Pads by First Aid Beauty, which tone and brighten, without all the harsh chemicals. THEN. I put on my usual moisturizer for sensitive skin.

SERIOUSLY, GUYS. MY FACE IS SO FUCKING SOFT. LIKE WOW.

Also, I used my new shampoo and conditioner from the Men’s Room. And I smell slightly of cologne.

WHO WANTS TO SNUGGLE WITH ME?

This is a possibly slightly creep picture of my eyeballz. Obviously, the go a day without makeup thing didn’t work. BUT GUISE, A KATE VON D. RAINBOW MAKEUP PALETTE. How could I not? I’m so sad you can’t see how pretty my eyes are right now. I tried, but failed at getting a decent picture. It goes from a pale peach on the inside, to a mid-range pink, to a dark purple. Topped with purple creme liner, and a little black liner on my water line.
I’M SO HAPPY. AND QUEER.
A boy and his eye makeup. Seriously. It’s intense. Don’t fuck with me.

This is a possibly slightly creep picture of my eyeballz. Obviously, the go a day without makeup thing didn’t work. BUT GUISE, A KATE VON D. RAINBOW MAKEUP PALETTE. How could I not? I’m so sad you can’t see how pretty my eyes are right now. I tried, but failed at getting a decent picture. It goes from a pale peach on the inside, to a mid-range pink, to a dark purple. Topped with purple creme liner, and a little black liner on my water line.

I’M SO HAPPY. AND QUEER.

A boy and his eye makeup. Seriously. It’s intense. Don’t fuck with me.

Sometimes I get really bored while I’m waiting the time limit to continue watching internet streams. So I do shit like this.
LOOK AT MY TERRIFYING TEEETH. LOOOOOOK.

Sometimes I get really bored while I’m waiting the time limit to continue watching internet streams. So I do shit like this.

LOOK AT MY TERRIFYING TEEETH. LOOOOOOK.

Intro for the new followers and I guess for older ones, too?

Here I am. In all my femme glory, ROFL.

Enjoy my flamboyant hand gestures…

My reaction during this song. Exactly.
WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?!
My manager asked me if I was the new Kurt, yesterday. In regards to a dream I had, in which Blaine and I were boyfriends. (DON’T LAUGH)
I think it might be true, though. This was my face during the whole song.

My reaction during this song. Exactly.

WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?!

My manager asked me if I was the new Kurt, yesterday. In regards to a dream I had, in which Blaine and I were boyfriends. (DON’T LAUGH)

I think it might be true, though. This was my face during the whole song.

Just wondering if he was going to fuck the robot

- Parker (while watching Star Trek)

(Source: itaketheblame)

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-hewastheirfriend:

Holy shit, kid. Holy shit.

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